Remember, Only A Policeman Is Allowed To

Next To Gold And Jewelry, Health Is The Most Important Thing You Can Have.

Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.

I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

My Body's In Such Bad Shape I Wear Prescription Underwear.