Remember, Only A Policeman Is Allowed To

We Named All Our Children Kid. Well, They Have Different First Names, Like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

My Mother-in-law Must Be The Probation Officer I Got For The Crime I Committed Of Marrying My Husband.

It's A Certain Kind Of Immortality, Because Those Disney Films Do Go On And On And On.

Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up And Fight.

We Californians Are Constantly Accused Of Not Having Seasons, But We Do. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud, And Drought.