Next To Gold And Jewelry, Health Is

Oh, That Dog! Ever Hear Of A German Shepherd That Bites Its Nails? Barks With A Lisp? You Say, "attack!" And He Has One. All He Does Is Piddle. He's Nothing But A Fur-covered Kidney That Barks.

I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing In The Back Yard.

When I Go To Bed At Night, I've Got So Much Grease On My Body I Wear Snow Chains To Hold Up My Gown.

Burt Reynolds Once Asked Me Out. I Was In His Room.

Some Wives Have Model Husbands, I Got One That Needed Remodeling.