List Of Comedy Quotes

I Would Love To Write Comedy In Some Capacity.

The Funny Thing About Being A Comedian Is That Every Joke Is Born Out Of Failure First.

I’ve Always Been A Fan Of Clean Comedy. You Don’t Have To Curse To Be Funny.

I Love Making People Laugh, And If I Can Do That, I’m Good.

America Wasn't Founded So That We Could All Be Better. America Was Founded So We Could All Be Anything We Damned Well Pleased.

A Very Quiet And Tasteful Way To Be Famous Is To Have A Famous Relative. Then You Can Not Only Be Nothing, You Can Do Nothing Too.

There's Something About Marxism That Brings Out Warts; The Only Kind Of Growth This Economic System Encourages.

There Is One Thing Women Can Never Take Away From Men. We Die Sooner.

Only In America Could You Get Away With The Kind Of Comedy I Did.

... Life Is A Comedy Far Darker Than Drama. It Just Takes Time To Learn What To Smile At.

We Had Not Had Time To Establish Ourselves As A Double Act Before Ernie Joined The Merchant Navy. I Teamed Up With The Brother Of The Late Dave Morris.

I Actually Very Rarely See Comedy Myself, And Although I Admire The Work Of Some Comics, It Does Come From All Over, So I’ll Get A Charge Out Of Some Fiction Writers And Poets.