Just The Other Day I Said To

My Husband Always Felt That A Marriage And Career Don't Mix. That's Why He's Never Worked.

Once My Husband Said To Me, 'i'm Going To Have Some Coffee. Do You Want Me To Put Some Hot Water On For You?' I Thought That Was The Least He Could Do Considering I Was Giving Birth.

I Asked My Hairdresser What Would Look Good On Me. She Says A Los Angeles Rams Football Helmet.

Maybe It's True That Life Begins At Fifty. But Everything Else Starts To Wear Out, Fall Out, Or Spread Out.

I Spent Seven Hours In A Beauty Shop... And That Was For The Estimate.