Just The Other Day I Said To

This Woman Was So Cross-eyed. She Can Go To A Tennis Match And Never Move Her Head.

On The Way To The Delivery Room, I Almost Changed My Mind About Having A Baby. I Wouldn't Have Found It So Hard To Go Ahead With It If I Had Realized That Having A Baby Was The Only Way I Could Ever Become A Grandmother.

I Finally Had A Ship Tattooed To My Chest. I Wanted Something On It.

I'm From Such An Old Family, It's Been Condemned.

I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing In The Back Yard.