My Body's In Such Bad Shape I

I Met My Husband When A Friend Sent Him Over To My House To Cure My Hiccoughs.

I'll Never Forget My First Fur. It Was A Modest Little Stole. Modest? People Thought I Was Wearing Anchovies.

Most Children Threaten At Times To Run Away From Home. This Is The Only Thing That Keeps Some Parents Going.

We Named All Our Children Kid. Well, They Have Different First Names, Like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

I Want My Children To Have All The Things I Couldn't Afford. Then I Want To Move In With Them.