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Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.

-Phyllis Diller

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Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into

Phyllis Diller

Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.

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