Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into

I Spent Seven Hours In A Beauty Shop... And That Was For The Estimate.

My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her Left Breast. Turned Out To Be A Trick Knee.

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.

A Passport Picture Is A Photo Of A Man That He Can Laugh At Without Realizing That It Looks Exactly The Way His Friends See Him.