I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught

You Can Name Your Own Salary In This Business. I Call Mine Fred.

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'

Never Guess Your Wife's Size. Just Buy Anything Marked Petite And Hold On To The Receipt.

I Shouldn't Tell Jokes About My Wife. She's Attached To A Machine That Keeps Her Alive... The Refrigerator.

My Wife Isn't Very Bright. The Other Day She Was At The Store, And Just As She Was Heading For Our Car, Someone Stole It! I Said, "did You See The Guy That Did It?" She Said, "no, But I Got The License Plate."