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Never Guess Your Wife's Size. Just Buy Anything Marked Petite And Hold On To The Receipt.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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Never Guess Your Wife's Size. Just Buy

Rodney Dangerfield
Never Guess Your Wife's Size. Just Buy Anything Marked Petite And Hold On To The Receipt.
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