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My Wife Can't Cook At All. She Made Chocolate Mousse. An Antler Got Stuck In My Throat.

I Once Asked A Policeman How Far It Was To The Subway. He Said, "i Don't Know, No One Has Ever Made It".

I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy Cook. After Dinner, I Don't Brush My Teeth. I Count Them.

Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately Ending In A Permanent Solution.

I Asked My Wife If She Would Put Out The Garbage. She Said Why Should I You Never Put Out For Me.