Every Time I Get In An Elevator,

I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In Years. I Didn't Want To Interrupt Her.

Don't Talk About Yourself So Much...we'll Do That When You Leave.

My Son's An Idiot. His Teacher Asked Him To Spell Mississippi. He Asked Which One? The River Or The State?

I Could Tell My Parents Hated Me. My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

My Wife A Great Driver, She Once Hit A Deer. It Was In A Zoo. There Is A Pair Of Shoes On The Dashboard. They Belong To The Last Guy She Hit