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I Shouldn't Tell Jokes About My Wife. She's Attached To A Machine That Keeps Her Alive... The Refrigerator.

-Rodney Dangerfield

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I Shouldn't Tell Jokes About My Wife.

Rodney Dangerfield

I Shouldn't Tell Jokes About My Wife. She's Attached To A Machine That Keeps Her Alive... The Refrigerator.

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