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I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."

Travel Is The Excitement Of Life! Everything Is An Adventure, And If You Look At It Like That, Even At The Worst Moment You Can Say: 'we Will Laugh Tomorrow About This.' And You Do.

Comedy Is Truth. We Should Not Apologize For It.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Buy A Sexy Sheer Nightgown And Don't Know Anyone Who Can See Through It.

Diets, Like Clothes, Should Be Tailored To You.