I Have So Little Sex Appeal That

I'm Sure Some Of You Are Wondering Whether My Breasts Are Real. Let Me Just Explain To You. This One Is, This One Isn't.

I Always Like A Charity With People Who Don't Speak English Because I Get Them To Do All Kinds Of Things Around My House.

When A Man Has A Birthday, He Takes A Day Off. When A Woman Has A Birthday, She Takes At Least Three Years Off.

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.

I Succeeded By Saying What Everyone Else Is Thinking.