Diets, Like Clothes, Should Be Tailored To

If You Can't Make Fun Of Yourself, You Don't Have Any Right To Make Fun Of Others

Welcome To My World! I've Been Through It All, And I Often Pinch Myself To Believe My Luck. I Design Jewlery, Create Cosmetics, Perform Comedy, Act, Lecture, Write Books, Travel, Have A Fabulous Daughter, And A Phenomenal Grandson-and I Feel I'm The Luckiest Woman On The Planet.

All Angelina Jolie Wants To Do Is Do Good For People. And She Was Saying To Me: If I Could Just Make One Person Happy, Joan, I'll Die Satisfied. I Said: Easy! Just Give Jennifer Aniston Back Her Husband.

All Babies Look Like Renée Zellweger Pushed Against A Glass Window.

My Earliest Childhood Memory Was Watching My Parents Loosen The Wheels On My Stroller.