When You Can Laugh At Yourself No

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny.

Age - It's The One Mountain You Can't Overcome.

I Think I'm In A Business Where You Have To Look Good, And It's Totally Youth-oriented.

Our Natures Are A Lot Like Oil, Mix Us With Anything Else, And We Strive To Swim On Top.

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