I Think I'm In A Business Where

My Daughter Refuses To Call Me Mother In Public; My Little Grandson Calls Me Spongeslob Squarebottom, And Nobody Else Ever Calls Me At All.

I Have No Methods. All I Do Is Accept People As They Are.

Edgar Had A Heart Attack, And I'm To Blame. We Were Making Love, And I Took The Bag Off My Head.

I Think Any Celebrity That Adopts A Child From A Third World Country Is A Fool.

Life Is A Movie, And You're The Star. Give It A Happy Ending.