I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't

I Could Be The Greta Garbo Of Comedy, Very Secluded, But Garbo Had A Man Who Was Beyond Rich To Support Her.

I Have No Sex Appeal And It Has Screwed Me Up For Life; My Gynecologist Examines Me By Telephone.

My Sex Life Is So Bad, My G-spot Has Been Declared A Historical Landmark.

Russell Brand Has Announced That He Plans To Write A Series Of Children's Books. First Up: 'horton Hears A Heroin Dealer.'

Life Is A Movie, And You're The Star. Give It A Happy Ending.