Parenting Is The Most Important Job On

We've Got Nancy Pelosi. She Never Shuts Up. It's Just Occasionally We Have To Hood Her Like A Falcon So We Can Get Some Sleep.

Xenophobia Doesn't Benefit Anybody Unless You're Playing High-stakes Scrabble.

I Haven't Seen Someone So Overmatched Since Mike Tyson Tried To Recite The Alphabet.

Jerry Falwell Says That Abortion And Homosexuality Are Sins. Oh Yeah? Well, So Is Gluttony, Jerry. So Maybe You Should Think About Dropping 50 Pounds.

Companionate Conservatism - Making The Streets Safer Before People Are Kicked Out Onto Them.