List Of Tyson Quotes

If Tyson Griffin Was A Girl, I'd Say He Has A Badonkadonk.

I Haven't Seen Someone So Overmatched Since Mike Tyson Tried To Recite The Alphabet.

When I Got Across, I Looked Back And Saw Tyson Giving Grover A Piggyback Ride (or Was It A Goatyback Ride?).

Tyson," I Said "we're Turning Around!" Going The Wrong Way?" He Asked. Always," I Grumbled, But I Steered The Chariot Towards The Stands.

Bad Cyclops Lady!" He Bellowed. "general Tyson Says Go Away!

Tyson! Thank The Gods, Annabeth Is Hurt!" "you Thank The Gods That She Is Hurt?" He Asked, Puzzled.

Tyson Was Still Staring At Chiron In Amazement. He Whimpered Like He Wanted To Pat Chiron's Flank But Was Afraid To Come Closer. "pony?

Fish Ponies! I Put Them On The Ceiling!" -tyson

Whathat!" Tyson Gasped. "those Are The Stables For The Pegasi," I Replied, "you Know, Winged Horses?" "whasthat!" "um... Those Are The Toilets.

Mike Tyson, What Can I Say About You That Hasn’t Already Been The Title Of A Richard Pryor Album?

I'm Fascinated By Politics. I Love Watching Everyone From Neil Degrasse Tyson To Lawrence Krauss To People Like Richard Dawkins And Noam Chomsky On Youtube.

And Then He [mike Tyson] Will Have Only Channel Vision.