Companionate Conservatism - Making The Streets Safer

I Don't Have Credibility, I'm A Comedian. I'm Not Ed Murrow Up On The Roof In A London Fog Reporting On The Blitz.

When I Said 'we', Officer, I Was Referring To Myself, The Four Young Ladies, And, Of Course, The Goat.

And I've Always Been Paranoid. I Can Remember As A Baby My Mother Would Spin The Mobile Above My Head And Thinking..."yeah, That's Coming Down."

I Used To Be Sceptic, But Not Anymore, Because Now I Am Positive That I'm Getting Screwed.

Elected Office Holds More Perks Than Elvis' Nightstand.