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Long Conversations With Pals When Neither You Nor They Have Had A Drink Can Be A Test Of Palship.

I Don't Think I'll Ever Be A Real Boat Reporter. My Rolex Isn't Big Enough.

Then There Was Communism's Weak-tea Sister, Socialism. Socialists Maintained That We Shouldn't Take All The Money Away From All The People Since All The People Don't Have Money. We Should Take All The Money Away From Only The People Who Make Money. Then, When We Run Out Of That, We Could Take More Money From The People Who...hey, Wait! Where'd You People Go? What Do You Mean You're "tax Exiles In Monaco?"

One Thing Talk Can't Accomplish Is Communication. This Is Because Everybody's Talking Too Much To Pay Attention To What Anyone Is Saying

Violence Is Interesting. This Is A Great Obstacle To World Peace And Also To More Thoughtful Television Programming.