List Of Fathers Day Quotes

Even Very Young Children Need To Be Informed About Dying. Explain The Concept Of Death Very Carefully To Your Child. This Will Make Threatening Him With It Much More Effective.

My Father Taught Me That The Only Way You Can Make Good At Anything Is To Practice, And Then Practice Some More.

I Decided In My Life That I Would Do Nothing That Did Not Reflect Positively On My Father's Life.

The Kind Of Man Who Thinks That Helping With The Dishes Is Beneath Him Will Also Think That Helping With The Baby Is Beneath Him, And Then He Certainly Is Not Going To Be A Very Successful Father.

If My Father Had Hugged Me Even Once, I'd Be An Accountant Right Now.

Having Children Is Like Living In A Frat House - Nobody Sleeps, Everything's Broken, And There's A Lot Of Throwing Up.

I've Never Been Part Of Anything So Great As Those Three Kids.

Spread The Diaper In The Position Of The Diamond With You At Bat. Then Fold Second Base Down To Home And Set The Baby On The Pitcher's Mound. Put First Base And Third Together, Bring Up Home Plate And Pin The Three Together. Of Course, In Case Of Rain, You Gotta Call The Game And Start All Over Again.

And He That Is Taught To Live Upon Little, Owes More To His Father's Wisdom, Than He That Has A Great Deal Left Him, Does To His Father's Care.

Old As She Was, She Still Missed Her Daddy Sometimes.

My Father Had A Profound Influence On Me. He Was A Lunatic.

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!