Commies Love Concrete.

In Japan People Drive On The Left. In China People Drive On The Right. In Vietnam It Doesn't Matter.

I Had Grown Up As A Feature Writer, And Basically My Career Had Been In The National Lampoon And As A Magazine Editor, And I'd Never Been A Reporter.

Never Refuse Wine. It Is An Odd But Universally Held Opinion That Anyone Who Doesn't Drink Must Be An Alcoholic.

[al] Franken Is Left-wing And Funny. He's A Pretty Good Political Humorist.

Imagine A Weight-loss Program At The End Of Which, Instead Of Better Health, Good Looks, And Hot Romantic Prospects, You Die. Somalia Had Become Just This Kind Of Spa.