List Of Political Quotes

When I Die, I Don't Want My Demise To Be Used As A Political Rally, And That's What Happened Yesterday.

I Figure You Give Donald Trump Two Years To See If His Approach Works, The Business Rather Than The Political Approach. You'll See At The End Of Two Years If New Jobs Are Being Created, Money Flow Comes Back From Overseas, All Of That, The Immigration Chaos Subsides. You Got To Give Him Two Years, But I Think I Know What He's Trying To Do And You Know We'll Watch It.

There Is A Point Where Political Correctness Becomes An Acid That Erodes Freedom.

I'm A Political Conservative.

Political Stuff Is All About His [hunter S. Thompson] Reaction To A Situation. And My Stuff Is Much More Externally Driven.

[al] Franken Is Left-wing And Funny. He's A Pretty Good Political Humorist.

There Aren't Many Political Humorists. Dave Barry Is Excellent, But He Doesn't Do It Much.

Intelligence Collection Has Been Given An Additional Bureaucracy To Correct The Problems Created By Too Much Bureaucracy In Intelligence Collection.

God Has No Role To Play In Politics Except To Make Sure Politicians Go Where They Belong. To Hell.

The American Political System Is Like Fast Food - Mushy, Insipid, Made Out Of Disgusting Parts Of Things And Everybody Wants Some.

Mankind Is Supposed To Have Evolved In The Treetops. But I Have Examined My Sense Of Balance, The Prehensility Of My Various Appendages, And My Attitude Toward Standing On Anything Higher Than, Say, Political Principles, And I Have Concluded That, Personally, I Evolved In The Backseat Of A Car.

Haitians Weren't Screwed-up, But Everything Political, Intellectual, And Material Around Them Is.