List Of Nuts Quotes

If You Get Outside The World Of Show Business And Its Satellites, There's A Whole World Of Car Nuts In The Los Angeles Area.

I Buy A Tractor Two Years Ago, And Four-fifths Of The Tractor Manual Is About Not Tipping Over, Not Raising The Bucket High Enough To Hit High-tension Wire... Not Killing Yourself, Basically. And In That Manual, I Found Out - And It Cost Me A Thousand Dollars - That When The Tractor Is New, 10 Hours Into Use Of The Tractor, You Have To Re-torque The Lug Nuts. If You Don't, You Will Oval The Holes. This Is Buried Between The Moron Warnings. I Never Found It. I Take The Tractor In For Its Regular Servicing, And They Say My Wheels Are Gone. How Am I Supposed To Know That? "it's In The Manual."

I Think Some People Think I'm A Smarty-pants. Some People Think I'm Intense, Some People Think I'm Super-esoteric And Nuts.

I'm A Nut, But Not Just A Nut.

The Problem With Being Nuts, She Thought, Is That You Don't Always Feel As If You're Nuts. Sometimes, In Fact, You Feel Perfectly Sane, And There Just Happens To Be A Trailer-shaped Dragon Crouching In The Lot Next Door.

I Would Enjoy Doing What Cats Do: Singing, Sleeping, And Licking My Nuts.

Unless You're Willing To Fight And Refight The Same Battles Until You Go Blue In The Face, Drive The People You Work With Nuts Going Over Every Detail To Make Certain You've Got It Right, And Then Take Hit After Unfair Hit Accusing You Of Bias, There's No Use Even Trying. You Have To Love It, And I Do. You Just Hope It Strikes A Spark Somewhere In The Critical Mass Of Public Opinion And Helps Some People To Resist Further The Seductions Of Political And Corporate Advertising.

Much Of My Youth Was Spent In The Parking Lot Or Inside A Dunkin' Donuts.

My Mom Is The Best. She's So Nuts.

I'm A Movie Nut. I Go To The Movies Probably Twice A Week, And If I'm Not Doing Anything At Night, I'm Usually Watching A Movie Or Two.

New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin Said That New Orleans, When Rebuilt, Will Be A Chocolate City. And He Will Be The Delicious Nut In The Center.

I Rarely Eat Red Meat And Only Occasionally Eat Fish. Plant Based Foods Are My Main Source Of Nutrition Along With Nuts, Fruits, Brown Breads And Grains.