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I Once Had A Problem ... So I Tried Group Sex. Now I Have A New Problem - Who To Thank.

I Come Home From Work Early One Day, And I See A Guy Jogging Down The Street In His Underwear. I Ask Him, "why Are You Jogging In Your Underwear?" He Says, "you Came Home From Work Early".

When I Was 3 Years Old, My Parents Got A Dog. I Was Jealous Of The Dog, So They Got Rid Of Me.

When I Was Born I Was So Ugly The Doctor Slapped My Mother.

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.