They Took A Survey: Why Do Men

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.

I Started Over Again With An Image: Nothing Goes Right. Then When The Godfather Came Out, All I Heard Was, Show Respect. With Me, You Show Respect. So I Changed The Image To I Don't Get No Respect. I Tried It Out In Greenwich Village. I Remember The First Joke I Told: Even As A Kid, I'd Play Hide And Seek And The Other Kids Wouldn't Even Look For Me. The People Laughed. After The Show, They Started Saying To Me, Me, Too - I Don't Get No Respect. I Figured, Let's Try It Again.

One Night I Asked A Cabbie To Take Me Where The Action Is, He Took Me To My House.

My Wife Wants Sex In The Back Of The Car And She Wants Me To Drive.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Uncle Heard That Most Deaths Occurs Within Ten Miles Of The House...so He Moved.