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Oh, I Was An Ugly Kid. My Old Man Took Me To The Zoo. They Thanked Him For Returning Me.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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Oh, I Was An Ugly Kid. My
Rodney Dangerfield
Oh, I Was An Ugly Kid. My Old Man Took Me To The Zoo. They Thanked Him For Returning Me.
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