I Met My Husband When A Friend

Maybe It's True That Life Begins At Fifty. But Everything Else Starts To Wear Out, Fall Out, Or Spread Out.

They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her Left Breast. Turned Out To Be A Trick Knee.

Most People Get An Appointment At A Beauty Parlor... I Was Committed!

The Only Parts Left Of My Original Body Are My Elbows.