I Met My Husband When A Friend

By Far The Most Common Craving Of Pregnant Women Is Not To Be Pregnant.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing. There's No Use Doing It Now, It Doesn't Fit Anybody I Know.

Old Age Is When The Liver Spots Show Through Your Gloves.

Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better By Moonlight.

You Know You're Old When Your Walker Has An Airbag.