Maybe It's True That Life Begins At

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.

When I Was A Kid And We Used To Play Post Office, I Was The Dead Letter Office.

When He Proposed He Said, "we'll Make Such Beautiful Music Together," But In This Duet, His Part Seems To Be All Rests.

You Know You're Old If They Have Discontinued Your Blood Type.