The Only Parts Left Of My Original

We Have Far Too Many Kids. At One Time In The Playpen There Was Standing-room Only. It Looked Like A Bus Stop For Midgets. It Used To Get So Damp In There, We'd Have A Rainbow Above It.

His Finest Hour Lasted A Minute And A Half.

I Wanted To Become Me, Totally Me. The More Me, The Better. I Instinctively Knew This And I Was Right.

You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

You Can Say The Nastiest Things About Yourself Without Offending Anyone.