My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her

Everybody Knows How Lazy He Is. One Day The Neighbors Saw Fang Mow The Lawn And I Got Three Get Well Cards.

My Body's In Such Bad Shape I Wear Prescription Underwear.

I Got My First Laugh When My Mother Entered Me In A Baby Contest.

It's A Good Thing That Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, Or I'd Be Rotten To The Core.

Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up And Fight.