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I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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I Got Myself Good This Morning Too.

Rodney Dangerfield
I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.
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