I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody

Last Halloween A Kid Tried To Rip My Face Off. He Thought It Was A Mask. Now It's Different When I Open The Door The Kids Hand Me Candy.

To Give You An Idea How Well I Was Doing At The Time I Quit, I Was The Only One Who Knew I Quit.

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.

I'm Sitting On Top Of The World, And I've Got Hemorrhoids.

My Wife Says 90% Of Sex Occurs Between The Ears. But I Need A Girl Who Can Blow More Just My Mind.