I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.

I Tell Ya When I Fly, I Don't Get No Respect. I Took One Of Those Cheap Flights, No Frills. I Finished Eatin' And Had To Do The Dishes.

I Tell Ya, I Know The Best Way To Get Girls. I Hang Out At Women's Prisons, And Wait For Parolees.

What A Childhood I Had - I Was Ten Years Old When I Found Out Alpo Was Dog Food.

Some Dog I Got Too. We Call Him Egypt. Because In Every Room He Leaves A Pyramid.