Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In

I Have Three Kids, One Of Each.

I Met The Surgeon General - He Offered Me A Cigarette.

His Breath Is So Bad Why Every Time He Smokes He Blows Onion Rings.

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.

I Have Tried A Little Kinky Stuff. A Woman Called Me And Said, 'i Have Mirrors All Over My Bedroom. Bring A Bottle.' I Brought Windex.