To Give You An Idea How Well

I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me, The Only Thing The Parrot Knows How To Say Is, Quick Out The Window.

You Take Care And I Hope I'll Run Into You - When I'm Driving.

I Tell Ya, I Was An Ugly Kid. I Was So Ugly That My Dad Kept The Kid's Picture That Came With The Wallet He Bought.

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.

In High School, When I Played Football I Got No Respect. I Shared A Locker With A Mop.