My Wife Says 90% Of Sex Occurs

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!

When I Got Back Into Show Business In 1961, I Felt - For Obvious Reasons - That Nothing In My Life Went Right, And I Realized That Millions Of People Felt The Same Way. So When I First Came Back My Catch Phrase Was "nothing Goes Right." Early On, That Was My Setup For A Lot Of Jokes.

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.