My Wife Says 90% Of Sex Occurs

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.

With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.

My Wife's Jealousy Is Getting Ridiculous. The Other Day She Looked At My Calendar And Wanted To Know Who May Was.

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.