I Am Descended From A Very Long

They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People Would Peek And Then They’d Boo.

It's Hard To Find A Negligee In My Size. I Wear A Junior Mister.

I Love To Go To The Doctor. Where Else Would A Man Look At Me And Say, 'take Off Your Clothes'?

Do I Believe In Witchcraft? I'm The Result Of It.