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There's So Little Money In My Bank Account, My Scenic Checks Show A Ghetto.

When I Go To Bed At Night, I've Got So Much Grease On My Body I Wear Snow Chains To Hold Up My Gown.

By Far The Most Common Craving Of Pregnant Women Is Not To Be Pregnant.

My Sister Was So Promiscuous She Broke Her Ankle In The Glove Compartment Of A Car.

When You Hire A Person To Plan Your Wedding, This Does Not Include Securing The Groom. Plan To Get Married On Friday The 13th. In Years To Come This Will Make It Much Easier To Explain Why Things Turned Out Badly. To Look Beautiful At Your Wedding, Take Time To Plan It. It Took Me A Long Time To Find Two Ugly Bridesmaids And A Frumpy Little Flower Girl.