I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Means Nothing.

My Body's In Such Bad Shape I Wear Prescription Underwear.

It's An Ill Will That Blows When You Leave The Hairdresser.

My Father Used To Call Me The Laughing Hyena.