I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People

The Last Thing I'd Learn, Well Into My Career, Was How To Get On, How To Say Hello, How To Get In With The Audience.

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.

Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He Says He Never Drinks Alone, But Considers The Goldfish Somebody.

Have The Man At The Station Put The Air In The Tires. I Did It Once Myself. Have You Ever Seen A Car With A Limp?

My Eight-year-old Bought A Bicycle With The Money He Saved By Not Smoking.