List of Jackie Gleason Quotes

Modesty Is The Artifice Of Actors, Similar To Passion In Call Girls.

I Always Knew What I Was Doing.

I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of Getting Bagged.

The Miami Beach Audience Is The Greatest Audience In The World!

I Didn't Have Things As A Child, And I Was Determined To Get Them.

I Only Made $200 A Week And I Had To Buy My Own Bullets.

The Best Part Of You Ran Down Your Mother's Legs.

I Knew That Nobody Could Be On Television Week After Week As Themselves And Exist For Any Length Of Time, Because No One Has That Rich A Personality.... So I Knew That I Had To Create Some Characters.

I Have No Use For Humility. I Am A Fellow With An Exceptional Talent.

It Is Difficult For People To Appreciate Their Own Laughter Unless You Show Them Some Pathos Along The Way.

A Man Must Defend His Home, His Wife, His Children, And His Martini.

Most Wives Think Of Their Husbands As Bumbling Braggarts With Whom They Happen To Be In Love.