I Only Made $200 A Week And

Most Wives Think Of Their Husbands As Bumbling Braggarts With Whom They Happen To Be In Love.

Sometimes The Feeling That Life Is Great Just Swells Up Inside You And Fills You With Joy.

The Best Part Of You Ran Down Your Mother's Legs.

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

I Didn't Have Things As A Child, And I Was Determined To Get Them.