A Man Must Defend His Home, His

Obviously A Deer On The Fairway Has Seen You Tee Off Before And Knows That The Safest Place To Be When You Play Is Right Down The Middle.

I Knew That Nobody Could Be On Television Week After Week As Themselves And Exist For Any Length Of Time, Because No One Has That Rich A Personality.... So I Knew That I Had To Create Some Characters.

I Only Made $200 A Week And I Had To Buy My Own Bullets.

One Of These Days... One Of These Days... Pow! Right In The Kisser!

Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? He Must Have If He Created Us.