I Have No Use For Humility. I

I Knew That Nobody Could Be On Television Week After Week As Themselves And Exist For Any Length Of Time, Because No One Has That Rich A Personality.... So I Knew That I Had To Create Some Characters.

Obviously A Deer On The Fairway Has Seen You Tee Off Before And Knows That The Safest Place To Be When You Play Is Right Down The Middle.

The Only Thing Better Than One Of My Songs Is One Of My Songs With A Glass Of Scotch.

It Is Difficult For People To Appreciate Their Own Laughter Unless You Show Them Some Pathos Along The Way.

Our Dreams Are Firsthand Creations, Rather Than Residues Of Waking Life. We Have The Capacity For Infinite Creativity; At Least While Dreaming, We Partake Of The Power Of The Spirit, The Infinite Godhead That Creates The Cosmos.