I Didn't Have Things As A Child,

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

The Only Thing Better Than One Of My Songs Is One Of My Songs With A Glass Of Scotch.

Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? He Must Have If He Created Us.

One Of These Days... One Of These Days... Pow! Right In The Kisser!

Our Dreams Are Firsthand Creations, Rather Than Residues Of Waking Life. We Have The Capacity For Infinite Creativity; At Least While Dreaming, We Partake Of The Power Of The Spirit, The Infinite Godhead That Creates The Cosmos.