Your Spouse Should Be Just Attractive Enough

Don't Worry, And Don't Kick Yourself Forever. Just Take The Opportunities When They Come.

What Do You Think The Devil Is Going To Look Like If He's Around? Nobody Is Going To Be Taken In If He Has A Long, Red, Pointy Tail. No. I'm Semi-serious Here. He Will Look Attractive And He Will Be Nice And Helpful And He Will Get A Job Where He Influences A Great God-fearing Nation And He Will Never Do An Evil Thing... He Will Just Bit By Little Bit Lower Standards Where They Are Important. Just Coax Along Flash Over Substance... Just A Tiny Bit. And He Will Talk About All Of Us Really Being Salesmen. And He'll Get All The Great Women.

I've Always Liked To Think Ahead. Not Stupid-far Ahead. A Hundred Years Doesn't Interest Me. But 20 Years Interests Me, And More For What Happens To Humans As Opposed To Things.

Nobody Will Leave Any Place Unless They're Forced Out. That's The Nature Of Humans. Once You're There, You're There. I've Never Seen Anybody Get Up Voluntarily And Leave Any Place.

Starting To Drink Now In Preparation For New Years. No More Last Minute Stuff Like Christmas.