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Your Spouse Should Be Just Attractive Enough To Turn You On. Anything More Is Trouble.
-Albert Brooks
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Your Spouse Should Be Just Attractive Enough
Albert Brooks
Your Spouse Should Be Just Attractive Enough To Turn You On. Anything More Is Trouble.
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