I, Sort Of, Got Into Comedy Accidentally,

When I Went To Acting School, The Kids That Got The Best Grades Were The Kids That Could Cry On Cue. But It Didn't Really Translate Into Careers For Any Of Them, Because The External Is The Easy Part.

You Always Got To Be Happy When Somebody Likes What You Do. It's Stupid Not To Be Happy.

I've Always Been The King Of Silence. I've Always Been A Minimalist Comedian. I've Taken My Influence From Jack Benny, Who Was The King Of That I've Always Done 'less Is More.'

I Don't Think The Goal Is, 'how Big A Star Did You Ever Become?' I Think The Goal Is, 'were You Able To Express Yourself?'

I Think Anger And Laughter Are Very Close To Each Other, When You Think About It.