I Cast Unusual People In My Movies.

You Make Friends With Older People And You Always Feel Young No Matter What.

The Biggest Waste Of Brainpower Is To Want To Change Something That's Not Changeable.

I Was In Kashmir Last Weekend. Went To Visit One Of My Sweaters.

Steven Spielberg Seems To Have Wanted To Be A Director From 13. He Put His Dog In A Certain Position And Made Him Eat At Four O'clock. He Liked To Direct It. But, To Me, Directing Is Tedious. Especially If You're Acting In It. And I'm Inherently Lazy.

I've Been To Many Funerals Of Funny People, And They're Some Of The Funniest Days You'll Ever Have, Because The Emotions Run High.