You Might Be A Redneck If Directions

People Are Like, Hey, Jeff, Lemme Tell You... I'm Like, Hold On, Let Me Get A Pen And A Piece Of Paper.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Best Way To Keep Things Cold Is To Leave'em In The Shade.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Dog Can't Watch You Eat Without Gagging.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Still Scalping Tickets After The Concert Is Over.

You Moon The Wrong Person At An Office Party And Suddenly You're Not 'professional' Any More.